Here's how to kill a precious game system...

Ok all you people who have grudges against people or if you just don't like your game system, here is 6 ways to rid yourself of a game system:
1. Heat: heat is the envy of all video game systems infact the 360 even has a name for it' the 3 rings of death", if you really want to kill a system keep it in the heat as much as possible or on the carpet, leave no air space; now if you love your system do the opposite of that.
2. Dust: Dust will slowly choke any system, its like fat to your arteries, plus it adds more heat, keep your system clean, it will thank you and both of you will play many games togethere.
3. Not using a surge protector: Using too much elctricity is a bad thing and if you are not using a surge protector or one thats not connected to an adequate ground then you are playing you shoot me, I shoot you. Grab a good surge protector so the system will last, other wise lightning may strike.
4. Unauthorized modifications: Mod consoles allowing you to play pirated games of all sorts, adding and internal chip to bypass hardware protection . "softmods" that don't envolve opening the system at all; my point, don't do it, this will void your warranty and once spotted playing these games you or your console (if not both) can be permanently banned from various online services; no more xbox live for you!
5. Leaving it on all the time: we all know that we've gotten so into a game that we forgot to save and turn the system off for a couple of hours; this is bad it will wear out the console faster that a car tire, and it strains the poor systems moving parts, besides can't you be green for once in your life and stop running up your poor mother's electricty bills! Any way don't leave your system on for long periods of time its not good and it will overheat.
6. The "Winged controller": Controllers don't have wings, when you throw them they will most likely not land softly like a bird; stop doing this, even if you are not trying to make your controller airborn be careful. Wii users make sure the wristbands are secure, every one else, I know that call of duty and modern warfare can be frustrating games but, when in doubt, TAKE A BREAK! Your console, controller, and your mood will thank you (as well as your girlfriend of boyfriend).

Bonus: when it lightning outside turn off your system and unplug it otherwise you can and possibly will suffer dire consequenses (3 rings of death people, do you really hate the 360 that much what did it ever do to you?)