My review of Twilight: Eclipse

Well in the beginning of the movie (where the guy is walking around getting beat up) I was confused, but finally, as the movie broke wind in its Twilight way, I was less confused, but still a tad bit bored. So I do have this one thing to say; at least it was cloudy and not sunny; lets face it I didn't want to see a sparkling vampire. Bella is still very dull and boring to me, not because she likes two guys and is denying it but, because she's just her; I mean come on people would you want to be around someone that boring(and that sarcastic)? As left off in New Moon Jake still has feelings for Bella, its just that their stronger now. For all the people who had sides are you all happy she chose Edward, and if you would have read the book, you would have known that all ready. The movie did have some great fighting scenes and some comedic scenes but, it didn't lack drama; so much drama. Personally I would have liked to see more comedic scenes. I know 99.9% of you have memorized something Jacob said (if you were a Jacob fan) and the same percentage goes for Edward; so I came up with some scenes and quotes that I thought were funny during the movie; oh and sorry team Jacob she made her choice:

Quotes:

• Jacob: "She may need her toes someday; and let's face it, I am hotter than you." [personally I did think that was funny]
• Bella: "Chief Jacob."
• Jacob: "You can love more than one person at a time."
• Emit: "You're gonna make one bad ass baby vamp."
• Edward: "It might be too late for my soul, but I will protect yours."
• Bella: "I punched a werewolf in the face."
• Jacob: "Don't worry you'll be warm soon... it would be faster if you took your clothes off. (Bella: Jake) Survival 101."
• Bella: "Yes.' (after Edward proposed) [There people she picked Edward you happy; now stop fighting]
• Riley: "I'm going to end the Collen clan... I swear."
• Bella: "I want him to have a clear head." (She's having 2nd thoughts)
• Jacob: "I kissed Bella, and she broke her hand... punching my face; total misunderstanding."
• Bella: "Dad... I'm a virgin!"
• Edward: "We would have taken chaperoned strolls..."
• Rosaline: "I don't hate you... I don't particularly like you but... Bella, I envy you."
• Bella's father: "You're not grounded any more if, you use your new found freedom to see some of your other friends too like Jacob..."
• Riley: "What did I say about keeping a low profile?"
• Bella: "You don't know what you're getting yourself into!" [look she's finally concerned]
• Jacob: "I'm in love with you... I bet he can't even kiss you with out hurting you..." [Okay, so I know I'm supposed to be talking about Eclipse here but, can you imagine if someone had said that to Sookie while with Bill (or while being hot and horny in front of Eric) ]
• Jacob: "I know you feel something for me... I can sense how I make you feel physically; I make you nervous."
• Bella: "Jake Stay!!" [lol its like she's commanding a dog]
• Bella: "Jake... kiss me!"

Scenes:

• Jacob and Edward's conversation while Bella's sleeping in the tent.
• Baby Vamps. coming out of the water.
• Victoria and Edward's fight.
• Edward tearing off Victoria's head.
• The baby vamp. training.
• Bella standing by Jake (in werewolf form) during end of baby vamp. training. [ That is no even a real wolf, wolves don't even get that big, that's all digitally created; they just got a bear and put it in a wolf suit!]
• Jasper's civil war story, and how he became a vampire. [Hey, he has the same background as Bill, minus the chick throwing him on the floor and making him a vampire; I wonder if Bill and Jasper met while in the Civil war]
• Bella: Cursing after punching Jake's face.
• Bella's father: Talking about marriage and "the talk".
• Edward resisting sex from Bella.
• Angela's graduation speech.
• Werewolf pounce!! (on vamps.)
• Edward and Jacob about to fight (literally) over Bella. (The fighting was somewhat True Bloodish; you remember when Bill punched Eric in the face over Sookie, would have been better if Jake and Edward did fight).
• Werewolf ripping off Riley's hand.
• Baby vamp. and wolf fight.
• Jacob finding out Bella is marrying Edward. [ha!]
• Edward "hearing" Jacob's thoughts (in my opinion he saw that kiss)

My final words are I generally would say that picking sides over someone is really stupid but hey, being a TB fan we even have sides: Eric, Alcied, and Bill (BTW; this is for Sookie's love) and currently I'm with team Eric besides have you seen the guy who plays as Eric, sex on a stick! So, if you all know someone that was team Jake then, GO RUB IN THEIR FACE THE SHE PICKED EDWARD! That is all.

Oh I think these songs kind of go with Jake, Edward, and Bella's love triangle: